"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 04/02/2020 at 16:19 • Filed to: None

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everyone: ooo! gas sure is cheap!

my oil based corporation: can we interest you in an exciting opportunity to learn how to spell “furlough”?

click here if you have some strange desire to contribute to my go fund me to keep the terrible civic project going

For Sweden > MonkeePuzzle 04/02/2020 at 16:25

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ban oil

Cash Rewards > MonkeePuzzle 04/02/2020 at 16:28

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Sorry to hear that, monkee

MonkeePuzzle > MonkeePuzzle 04/02/2020 at 16:34

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corporate america is pretty empty

my TSX is just pretty

Stef Schrader > MonkeePuzzle 04/02/2020 at 18:00

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Hmmmmmm...that’s got to be either goatse or a rickroll, and I’m not falling for it.

(Also, my car will have to fend for itself in these trying times when GoFundMe is our primary source of healthcare.)

Stef Schrader > MonkeePuzzle 04/02/2020 at 18:00

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D O N U T

T I M E

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MonkeePuzzle > Stef Schrader 04/02/2020 at 18:12

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well I’m not mean enough to goatse!

no doubt, I’mma have to move back to Australia if I get the ‘rona!

MonkeePuzzle > Stef Schrader 04/02/2020 at 18:13

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I suspect the recently installed security cameras are just for such a purpose

Stef Schrader > MonkeePuzzle 04/02/2020 at 20:03

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...what if you took someone else’s car?

It’s still social distancing if they’re not in it!

facw > MonkeePuzzle 04/02/2020 at 21:00

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Hope you are ok financially. I missed the first set of furloughs at my company, but I expect we’ll be announcing more next week. I’m probably safe, since I work on the website which with 60% of our stores closed is pretty important, but honestly, I wouldn’t be terribly upset to collect unemployment and have them pay for my health insurance while not doing any work for a while (though I think I would start applying to other jobs during that time).